I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.–coolfunnyquotes.com

 

A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.

 

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Henny Young man

 

The first glass is for myself,the second for my friends,the third for good humor,and the fourth for my enemies – William Temple

 

The present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense. onlinefun.com

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